D is for dagger, it's sharp as a tack.
I is for Italy, shaped like a boot.
P is for Paris, a city in France.
L is for Loser; There sometimes are six.
O is for Ottoman, it's more than a stool.
M is for Mercy. What's that, you say?
A is for Austria, stuck in the middle.
C is for comrade, your ally for life,
Y is for You, without whom there's no game.
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